Funny Names Kids Give Everyday Things, According To Their Parents
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It’s true that kids say the darndest things. The HuffPost Parents Facebook community was asked to share funny names kids give everyday things and here are some of the funniest ones.
- “My daughter called a head of lettuce a ‘salad ball,’ and that’s forever what we call it.” ― Darcie Johnson Bane
- “My son calls the ottoman an ‘abdomen.’ It’s really funny when he goes to other people’s homes and says, ‘Can I put my feet on your abdomen?’” ― Amanda Rodriguez
- “A boy I babysat called lasagna ‘spaghetti cake.’” ― Allison Kennedy
- “When my now 9-year-old son was little, he always called bras ‘boobie pants.’ Walking through the underwear section of shops with him was always a fun experience with him yelling it at the top of his voice, as it made him laugh.” ― Emma Williams
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