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Someone out there is missing Swarovski binoculars. Personally, I know where all of my Swarovski binoculars are at all times.  It’s one of the most unique items lost in an Uber.  Others include a bubble machine, a cooler of breastmilk, cat tarot cards, stuffed elves, a pizza castle, p-b-and-j sandwich, and two boxes of cookie dough.  The company released its yearly snapshot of what riders leave behind.  Phone, wallet and keys top the most common items.  And the most forgetful city goes to Lubbock, Texas followed by Oxford, Mississippi. Here are the full lists…

10 Most Commonly Forgotten Items:

  1. Phone
  2. Wallet
  3. Keys
  4. Backpack / bag / purse
  5. Headphones
  6. Clothing
  7. Glasses
  8. Vape / e-cig
  9. ID / license / passport
  10. Water bottle

50 Most Uncommonly Forgotten Items:

1.   Mice for my pet snake
2. A specimen cup from the doctor’s office
3. Husband’s CPAP sleep machine
4. A cooler of breast milk
5. A six pack of *much* needed toilet paper
6. One fake cosmetic tooth and a skin colored retainer
7. An apron with the name tag “Kayla” from Krispy Kreme
8. A cat paw print from the vet
9. Keys with my dead dog’s dog tag with the name “Lucy”
10. Lanyard that says “virginity rocks”
11. A boulder
12. My wife’s weed
13. Meat
14. A bubble machine
15. A purple suede weightlifting belt with blue stitching that says ‘FEARLESS’
16. An oxygen tank
17. A brown bag with a Nightmare Before Christmas costume, a Harry Potter wand and a Batman game
18. Cat tarot cards
19. Swarovski binoculars
20. A coconut purse. Literally a black & white plaid coconut with a zipper and a string, ugly as possible. My ID and all my keys are in the coconut purse
21. Jiu-Jitsu clothes and a towel
22. The top part of my crutch
23. A bedazzled tiny tube with an alien face in it
24. Bag of three stuffed elves
25. Sriracha themed high socks
26. Little purple box with gold dental appliance (bottom grillz)
27. Diamond cufflinks
28. Gray dog tent with blue wee wee pads inside
29. Game of Thrones wallet
30. Bag of wigs
31. A black leather choker with a silk chiffon piece
32. My surfing helmet
33. A special magnet gift for my grandfather in Poland
34. A hard boiled egg and I don’t want it back
35. Mustard-colored butt cushion
36. Jerusalem Bible and a church picture
37. Ouija board
38. Small spooky figurines
39. Cornhole bags for my cornhole set
40. My pants and my sword
41. A bag with Uggs and some curry powder
42. Purple cup with a llama on it
43. Guinea pig slippers
44. A food processor
45. A gold colored Star Trek shirt & fake ears
46. Steam mop and a box of garbage
47. A Ziploc containing approximately $12.00 in quarters
48. An electric servo and a gray fuel pump
49. A bag of onions & a cup of yogurt
50. A white remote for an implanted stimulator

If no one claims those guinea pigs slippers…