Dirty Socks in Bed is Like Sleeping in a Toilet

Author Maryann Morgan

September 22nd, 2023 8:04 AM

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Dirty Socks In Bed Like Sleeping In Toilet

We’re about to unveil the latest, mind-blowing discovery in the world of sleep hygiene. Brace yourselves because it’s a doozy: wearing dirty socks to bed can be worse than sleeping in a toilet. Yes, you read that right! According to the Huffington Post, researchers from Mattress Next Day have dropped a truth bomb on us, and it’s sock-tastic!

Now, I know what you’re thinking, “How can a pair of socks be worse than the porcelain throne?” Well, let’s dive into the socky saga and unravel this curious case of bedtime blunders.

First of all, can we just take a moment to appreciate the fact that there are researchers out there dedicating their precious time to studying the impact of dirty socks on our sleep? It’s almost like they had a lightbulb moment while pulling on their own grimy socks and thought, “Eureka! We’ve got to investigate this!”

So, what exactly did these sock sleuths discover? Brace yourselves (and your noses) because here it comes: unclean socks are basically biohazard bags for your feet. According to these experts, your socks, when they haven’t seen the inside of a washing machine for a while, become cozy homes for bacteria that are straight out of a sci-fi horror movie.

We’re talking bacteria that make cockroaches look like cuddly pets and their droppings, which are no less terrifying. Yes, folks, your dirty socks might as well be hosting a creature feature right there in your shoe closet. I can see it now, “The Socktopus: Revenge of the Odor.”

But wait, there’s more! The researchers aren’t just here to scare the socks off you; they also bring some good news. If you want to avoid turning your bedtime into a microbial menace, there’s a simple solution. Ready for it? Drumroll, please… wear fresh, clean socks to bed!

That’s right, folks. The same experts who brought you the sock-induced sleep crisis also offer an easy fix. Just toss those nasty, bacteria-ridden socks into the laundry basket, give them a good wash, and voilà! You’re now free to slip into the sweet embrace of squeaky-clean socks that won’t try to infect you while you sleep.

Imagine the possibilities! You can put on a pair of crisp, clean socks and feel like you’re tiptoeing through a meadow of daisies. You’ll have none of that “Am I sleeping in a cesspool?” anxiety anymore. Plus, think of all the money you’ll save on antibacterial creams and air fresheners for your bedroom.

In conclusion, dear readers, the next time you’re tempted to go to bed with dirty socks, remember this groundbreaking study. Do you really want to risk becoming a host for mutant bacteria that are plotting world domination from the warmth of your toes? I didn’t think so.

So, keep your socks clean, your dreams sweet, and your bedtime free from toilet-level surprises. And remember, sleep well and sock it to ’em!

Meet Maryann, who has been chasing magic since the early 90s. Back then, she hosted a love and dedication show at nights on Magic. Talk about romantic vibes! Since then, she traded her evening slot for mornings. When she’s not talking to you on the air, she’s living the glamorous life of a chicken, duck, pigeon, and German Short-Haired Pointer mom. Since Joel can never follow what she says, there is an entire feature called " What are you Talking About" at 9:10. Running is her secret to staying out of trouble – or at least staying ahead of the extra pounds. She has a husband named Matt, and a son named Zack, who she says makes her world a little adventure.

9 Unspoken Rules for Public Restroom Etiquette

Using public restrooms might not seem like rocket science, but the moment you step into that bathroom, there’s a code of etiquette to follow. It’s all about not giving anyone the cringe-worthy vibes, especially when they’re handling their business. Unfortunately, quite a few people haven’t quite grasped bathroom manners.

Public restrooms are essential facilities that serve a crucial purpose in our daily lives. However, maintaining proper etiquette in these shared spaces is essential for the comfort and well-being of everyone who uses them. Understanding what not to do in a public restroom can go a long way in ensuring a positive experience for all.

Cracking the Code: Public Restroom Etiquette

Certain unwritten public restroom guidelines are universal among most people. Take, for example, the unspoken agreement not to choose a stall right next to an occupied one in a multiple-stall restroom. It might sound a tad extreme, but there’s something oddly unsettling about sharing such limited privacy with a complete stranger. Another rule of thumb is to steer clear of using the handicapped stall unless it’s meant for you. You never know when someone might genuinely need it, and finding yourself on the receiving end of that awkward situation is far from ideal.

Furthermore, if your goal is to keep the public restroom experience as unawkward as possible, avoid using your phone while in there. For some people, it can come across as unsettling when you’re waiting in line in front of someone who’s busy scrolling through their phone. Especially in today’s era of oversharing on social media and the inexplicable urge that some people have to document every moment.

Occasionally, public restrooms can present some strange situations. So, before you head into the bathroom, here are nine tips on public restroom etiquette. And, of course, how to avoid those awkward situations.

Skip the complicated stuff
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Feel free to touch up your makeup or give your teeth a quick brush. But skip the complex routines like flossing, clipping your nails, or shaving. Keep phone calls at bay, and save emails and browsing for later. Remember, public bathrooms are riskier for hygiene. According to Health, a health and lifestyle website, illnesses like COVID-19, flu, and colds can be found on surfaces. So, minimize your time there for safety’s sake.
No touchy, touchy
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If you spot someone you know, a nod is perfectly okay. No need to shake hands! In fact, CNN reported that only 5% of people who used the bathroom washed their hands long enough to kill the germs that can cause infections. It’s risky to assume otherwise. No one needs to guess where your hands were. Wet handshakes are bad, worse if it’s mystery liquid.
Stall chats and gossip
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Avoid engaging in conversations between stalls or near urinals. This holds particularly true within the office environment, where you can’t be certain if a colleague or supervisor is in the adjacent stall, potentially overhearing any complaints or gossip you share. A Redditor shared their frustration on the discussion board saying that talking in stalls should only be for, “Can you pass me some toilet paper? This ones out” or “Crap. Do you have a tampon?”
Hold off on phone conversations
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Staying connected is great, thanks to our trusty smartphones always being by our side. But let’s not take them to the bathroom. Besides the germs, it can get awkward. The person on your call hears bathroom noises and flushes. The nearby stall occupant gets only half the conversation, making the shared bathroom uncomfortable.
Welcoming yourself in without knocking
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You’re eyeing a solo bathroom, uncertain if it’s taken. Start with a knock on the door. No response? Next, put your hand on the doorknob and carefully turn it to one side. Did it open? If not, odds are someone’s inside, so hold on. No need to shake the handle like you’ve never met a doorknob. That’s a surefire method to give the person inside a shock. And just in case the person in the restroom forgot to lock the door, at least all your bases are covered.
Don't flush with your feet
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There are some people who think they’re maintaining hygiene by flushing toilets with their feet. In reality, this is one of the least hygienic actions. Shoes aren’t clean, particularly after navigating a public restroom, exposing them to unclean surfaces. This transfers germs where others touch. If you’re concerned about germs, consider using a piece of toilet paper to operate the flush handle.
"Be a sweetie and wipe the seatie"
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Tidy up after use. This rule covers all areas of the restroom. After you’re done, take a look at the seat and floor, and clean as needed. To put it simply, be considerate and give your seat a wipe. This also pertains to the sink. While soap is clean, leaving a large blob under the dispenser isn’t polite behavior.
Stall hogger
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According to Geisinger, a health organization, studies indicate the average time spent in the restroom is about 12 seconds. Occasionally, it might take longer, but it’s generally recommended not to exceed 10 minutes. So, if you find yourself scrolling through Instagram and Facebook during your bathroom time, you may want to reconsider. Keep in mind that others may be waiting their turn, and lingering around the restroom door isn’t the most comfortable scenario. On the other hand, if the restroom is occupied, it’s courteous to step away and return later. It’s unnecessary to wait outside the door, which could potentially be embarrassing for the occupant. However, if waiting is not feasible, forming a line is an acceptable option.
Don't peak through the stall gaps
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Making stall doors with a gap has benefits. If the door went all the way down, people couldn’t see if someone needed help. The gap helps in emergencies and lets responders assist without breaking in. Also, the gap can stop actions like sex or drug use, in stalls. But don’t make things weird by staring at people through them. That’s just uncomfortable.