Experts Say It’s Not the Turkey’s Fault You’re Passing Out on Thanksgiving
We have a rotating Thanksgiving tradition. As a family, every year we go to one of two places for our Thanksgiving feast. On odd years we go to my cousin’s house in Bridgewater, New Jersey. On the even years, we go to my wife Kathleen’s cousin’s house in Croydon, Pennsylvania. It’s always fun at both, but just a bit different.
At my cousin’s it’s usually about eight to ten people enjoying each other’s company and catching up. There’s always a fantastically prepared sit-down meal with everything you would hope for at Thanksgiving.
At Kathleen’s cousin’s house, the meal is equally deliciously made and served buffet style. We always say a prayer after we all have our food, and then each of us says what we’re thankful for from the previous year. Afterward, because of all the tryptophan in the turkey, many of us fall into a short nap.
Or so I thought.
Since Thanksgiving began, there have always been a few of us who surrender to sleepiness following the huge meal that is consumed at Thanksgiving. I, like many millions of others blame it on the tryptophan. Tryptophan is an amino acid that is found in turkey. However, if you believe what you read at mayoclinic.com, that’s not necessarily true.
That poor bird may be getting blamed for the sleepiness, and it isn’t the bird’s fault.
Tryptophan is used by the human body to make serotonin, a hormone that can make you calm and relax. The truth is that just eating a portion of the turkey would not have that much of an impact on you regarding sleepiness or relaxation.
It is more likely that the stuffing or other carbohydrates may be to blame for you being unable to keep your eyes open. And let’s not forget that six-pack of beer you downed during the football game.
4 Types Of People You Will Find At Thanksgiving Turkey Trot
The Costume Runner
Here is the spectacle runner, who is decked out in a giant turkey costume. They can’t breathe let alone run, but they certainly can waddle. If this person finishes actually runs and finishes the race, it is usually by Christmas time. Nonetheless, you must respect the fact that lots of thought and deliberation went into this decision. It may even take longer for the person to get properly fitted in the morning to get ready for the trot than it does for the actual turkey to cook.
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The I Need To Win And Beat The Best Time Ever Runner
With all due respect, this runner is there an hour early stretching, even though they already completely stretched at home prior to eating a full protein breakfast. This participant is fully rested, fully hydrated, and plans to smoke you like you are the turkey. Furthermore, while you are trucking through the first mile, gasping for breath, this runner is going to pass, but going the other direction. That is because this person finished the race already and is simply running back to the starting line as their “cool down.” We get it, your cross-country skills are superhuman, and you now own the Turkey Trot best time. Just don’t be the person that beats the day’s honoree.
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The Still Awake From Last Night "Runner"
It’s common knowledge that the Wednesday night before Thanksgiving is one of the biggest party nights on the planet. It’s a special occasion where people come out of the woodwork and return to their hometown. The local pubs may make their annual quota based on Thanksgiving Eve sales. It’s great fun for sure, as long you have a responsible ride home. For some though, they have not even been home yet. It’s much more convenient to walk two blocks to the left to the downtown starting line at sunrise than it is to trek a half of a mile down Main Street to sleep it off for a few hours. This person looks and smells like the party. If there are woods adjacent to the 5k running route, you will usually find this runner in there immediately.
The Socialite Runner
Many towns that host Thanksgiving races are deep with tradition and local history. The families that call this place home often go back generations. Somehow, your grandmother had the same 4th grade teacher that your daughter currently has. The socialite is there to talk to everyone. They are in full-blown campaign mode, yet they are not running for anything. They simply love everything that has to do with their hometown and their mission for Thanksgiving Turkey Trot, is to see literally everyone, and spread some spirit. You have to respect that.
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