Top Mullets of 2023: I Was Shocked to Learn How Many There Are
I was today years old when I learned that there are names for different mullets. My head sported what would be considered a “Middlepart Mullet” in my teens. I thought it was just called a mullet.
In the ever-evolving world of hairstyles, the mullet seems to survive and have multiple resurgences.
Icons like David Bowie and Joan Jett wore them in a rebellious way, and today, superstars like Miley Cyrus are reimagining this iconic hairdo in many interesting ways. With the resurgence of the mullet, AllAxess used Google search data to determine to top 10 mullet styles of 2023, ranked by search popularity. That’s correct, the top mullets of this year alone.
There’s the Mohawk Mullet. This is for the audacious and brave, the Mohawk Mullet combines the fearless audacity of a mohawk with the free-flowing charm of a mullet.
The Tapered Mullet smoothly transitions from a bold front to a flowing back, exuding a captivating allure.
The Straight-Haired Mullet is sleek, sharp, and sophisticated. It’s a mullet variation that offers a modern twist for those with straight hair, emanating a polished aura.
This is what I wore when I had hair. The Middlepart Mullet features a central part that adds a contemporary touch to the classic mullet. I thought I looked good then, but now, not so much.
My “Middlepart Mullet” at 16
This is certainly an eighties-inspired mullet. The Permed Mullet revives retro vibes, where tight curls meet the iconic mullet silhouette for a truly nostalgic look.
A tribute to the golden era of rock and roll, the Eighties Mullet channels rebellion with its wild, shaggy demeanor, transporting us back to a time of musical rebellion. Mel Gibson had the best one.
The Curly Mullet emphasizes volume and depth. It creates a captivating and textured appearance.
There are Short Mullet Variations that have a trendy twist for those seeking a fresh take on tradition.
The Modern Mullet is described as refined and sophisticated. It’s a look that embraces nostalgia with a contemporary twist.
Then there’s the Classic Mullet. This is the mullet that reigns supreme with its voluminous top and flowing tail. OMG, the tail!
In my humble opinion, any mullet is not a good look for most. It’s hard for me to look at someone like Morgan Wallen and not cringe at that look. However, there are some people like Miley Cyrus who seem to pull it off. I feel like the best mullets are the ones that don’t scream “mullet” when you see it. Usually, it’s the old pictures from the eighties and nineties that are really unsettling.
5 Hair Salon Faux Pas: What Not to Do During Your Glam Session
Booking an appointment for something totally different
This happens a lot more than people usually think. It’s like when clients schedule their appointments ahead for a simple service like a haircut, touch-up, or partial highlight. But when they show up, they’ve decided they want something more involved, like switching from a touch-up to a full highlight or going for a balayage which takes way more time. The stylist might not have enough time that day to pull off a whole new hairstyle. “I am always excited to change it up, but when I have only scheduled a 30 minute color touch up and a client is requesting a balayage which takes about an hour or more, there just isn’t enough time!” wrote the Beauty and The Blonde blogger.
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Neglecting your personal hygiene
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Imagine: a client walks into a hair salon, but there’s this whole hygiene situation going on. Strong odors that you just can’t ignore. The stylists are trying to work their magic, but it’s hard to focus when there’s a funky smell in the air. You want everyone to feel good about being there, right? You don’t want to be the one disrupting the vibe of the hair salon due to your stench. “So I get this one guy who is in sweats and looks like he hasn’t showered in a good two weeks,” a stylist tells Oola, a lifestyle magazine. “He sits down and I could INSTANTLY smell him. It was putrid.” The stylist completed the style but was had to completely sanitize their station due to their client.
Bringing an unrealistic inspo photo
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Encountering clients with far-fetched hair expectations and inspiration photos that are miles apart from their own hair reality is quite a challenge. While it’s great that they’re bringing ideas to the table, sometimes those ideas need a reality check. Certain hairstyles and trends are a journey, not a quick pit stop. It’s like expecting to go from zero to hero in a single leap. Just like Rome wasn’t built in a day, some hair goals require a process to achieve that jaw-dropping outcome they’re aiming for. “Clients [come in] with extremely dark hair [and] expect it platinum blonde or a fashionable pastel color because they’ve seen some video on YouTube or some backstreet salon did it to their friend,” Hannah Jafferji, a hairdresser tells INSIDER. “It’s not possible in one day, and if your stylist has integrity they would explain why it’s not possible.”
Negative gossiping
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Hair salons have always been a hub for good-natured gossip among pals and even random friendly faces. Well, it’s all fun when you’re swapping funny stories or venting a bit to your stylist, but let’s not take it to the level of turning a haircut into a full-on complain-a-thon. Seriously, who knows who might be eavesdropping? It’s also not a good look to trash-talk other salon employees, whether it’s the front desk superstar or a stylist you’ve had in the past. “It is not your responsibility to entertain the person doing your hair,” Kristina Maccaro, colorist and salon owner tells Reader’s Digest. Besides being a bad gossip could get you mentioned on a Reddit thread.
Rushing your stylist
If there’s a salon no-no, it’s hurrying your stylist. These pros are all about giving you top-notch service. You’re a living showcase of their skills, and sometimes nailing that perfect look takes a bit more TLC or time. If you have a tight schedule post-salon, just give your stylist a heads-up. That way, they can adjust things as needed to fit the clock. Also, when you book, ask how long your treatments will potentially be, that way you have ample time in your day.
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