Not only is Jessica Simpson an incredible singer, actress, and business mogul, but she is also hilarious. Here are ten of her most iconic quotes.
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Share"Twenty-three is old. It's almost 25, which is like almost mid-20s."
Galleries: 10 Iconic Jessica Simpson Quotes
Share"Is this chicken, what I have, or is this fish? I know it's tuna but it says 'Chicken By the Sea.'"
Galleries: 10 Iconic Jessica Simpson Quotes
Share"I have to go... drop some kids in the pool."
Galleries: 10 Iconic Jessica Simpson Quotes
Share"When I walk through an airport and people go, 'You're not fat!' I'm like, 'Thanks. That's great. Good to know I'm not fat today! Thank you!'"
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Share"I have a huge rib cage, which is why I can hold a note out until I'm blue in the face... because I have such a big lung capacity."
Galleries: 10 Iconic Jessica Simpson Quotes
Share"To be honest, bread constipates me, and I like to have my daily bowel movement."
Galleries: 10 Iconic Jessica Simpson Quotes
Share"On my first day of Jr. High I was in Geography class, and the teacher asked us if anybody knew the names of the continents. And I was sooo excited. I was like, Damnit! It's my first day of 7th grade, I'm in Jr. high and I know this answer. So I raised my hand I was the first one and I said A-E-I-O-U!"
Galleries: 10 Iconic Jessica Simpson Quotes
Share"To be my man, you have to put up with a lot. I toot under the sheets, I spend a lot of money and I can belch the ABCs."
Galleries: 10 Iconic Jessica Simpson Quotes
Share"Musically, my dream is to do what Norah Jones did. I can't play the piano, but to sit next to it and just sing."
Galleries: 10 Iconic Jessica Simpson Quotes
ShareAfter someone offered her buffalo wings: "Sorry I don't eat buffalo."