We all know Dad’s have the worst jokes in the world, but it’s a thing that the we all have grown to accept. If you’re a Dad and you want to make your kids cringe this Fathers Day, write some of these down and let the party begin!

• Tacos Vs. The Kids

  My kids refused to eat leftover tacos for dinner, so my wife asked me to throw them out.

  I did. Now I have no idea what to do with the tacos.

• The Puns We Love To Hate

  “How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

  10-tickles.”

• It's Science!

  Did you hear about the guy who evaporated?

  He’ll be mist!

• Pay Attention Dad!

  My wife says I only have 2 faults.

  I don’t listen – and something else..

• Dad Felt It Coming

  I’m reading a horror book in Braille. Something bad is going to happen.

  I can feel it.

• The Cringe On This One! UGH!!

  What’s the difference between a tuna fish, a piano, and a tub of glue?

  You can’t tuna fish, but you can tuna piano.

• And We All Thought A Compliment Was Coming

  It doesn’t matter if you’re tall or short, thin or fat, rich or poor, at the end of the day…

  It’s night.

• RIP Aunt May

  Why does Spider-Man’s calendar only have 11 months?

  He lost May.

• Hope You Feel Better

  The doctor said I got the peek-a-boo virus.

  They sent me straight to ICU.

• Get Off Your Butt Dad!

  My wife was mad at me because I’m lazy.

  I didn’t even do anything!

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