Mike McGinn

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LAS VEGAS, NV - JANUARY 06: Comedian/actor Jon Lovitz performs during the kickoff of his 20-show residency "Reunited" with Dana Carvey at The Foundry at SLS Las Vegas on January 6, 2017 in Las Vegas, Nevada. (Photo by Ethan Miller/Getty Images for SLS Las Vegas)

We all know Dad’s have the worst jokes in the world, but it’s a thing that the we all have grown to accept. If you’re a Dad and you want to make your kids cringe this Fathers Day, write some of these down and let the party begin!

  • Tacos Vs. The Kids

    My kids refused to eat leftover tacos for dinner, so my wife asked me to throw them out.

    I did. Now I have no idea what to do with the tacos.

  • The Puns We Love To Hate

    “How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

    10-tickles.”

  • It's Science!

    Did you hear about the guy who evaporated?

    He’ll be mist!

  • Pay Attention Dad!

    My wife says I only have 2 faults.

    I don’t listen – and something else..

  • Dad Felt It Coming

    I’m reading a horror book in Braille. Something bad is going to happen.

    I can feel it.

  • The Cringe On This One! UGH!!

    What’s the difference between a tuna fish, a piano, and a tub of glue?

    You can’t tuna fish, but you can tuna piano.

  • And We All Thought A Compliment Was Coming

    It doesn’t matter if you’re tall or short, thin or fat, rich or poor, at the end of the day…

    It’s night.

  • RIP Aunt May

    Why does Spider-Man’s calendar only have 11 months?

    He lost May.

  • Hope You Feel Better

    The doctor said I got the peek-a-boo virus.

    They sent me straight to ICU.

  • Get Off Your Butt Dad!

    My wife was mad at me because I’m lazy.

    I didn’t even do anything!