Top 10 “Dad Jokes” To Get Ready For Father’s Day
We all know Dad’s have the worst jokes in the world, but it’s a thing that the we all have grown to accept. If you’re a Dad and you want…
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We all know Dad's have the worst jokes in the world, but it's a thing that the we all have grown to accept. If you're a Dad and you want to make your kids cringe this Fathers Day, write some of these down and let the party begin!
Tacos Vs. The Kids
My kids refused to eat leftover tacos for dinner, so my wife asked me to throw them out.
I did. Now I have no idea what to do with the tacos.
The Puns We Love To Hate
"How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
10-tickles."
It's Science!
Did you hear about the guy who evaporated?
He’ll be mist!
Pay Attention Dad!
My wife says I only have 2 faults.
I don’t listen - and something else..
Dad Felt It Coming
I’m reading a horror book in Braille. Something bad is going to happen.
I can feel it.
The Cringe On This One! UGH!!
What’s the difference between a tuna fish, a piano, and a tub of glue?
You can’t tuna fish, but you can tuna piano.
And We All Thought A Compliment Was Coming
It doesn't matter if you're tall or short, thin or fat, rich or poor, at the end of the day...
It's night.
RIP Aunt May
Why does Spider-Man's calendar only have 11 months?
He lost May.
Hope You Feel Better
The doctor said I got the peek-a-boo virus.
They sent me straight to ICU.
Get Off Your Butt Dad!
My wife was mad at me because I'm lazy.
I didn't even do anything!
