Here’s How To Pick The Best Watermelon Every Time

All praises to the summer gods, watermelon season is upon us! Watermelon is the most delicious fruit treat for any summer gathering. But some people don't know how to pick the best watermelon at the store. I'm here to share the inside info on how to pick this family favorite the next time you're at the farmers market.

The watermelon is a simple, wholesome and yes, even patriotic, part of any summer gathering. I don't know how a fruit can be, "patriotic" but if there's a fruit that is actually patriotic it's the watermelon. You can't really have a July 4th BBQ without a watermelon, But how to you choose the best watermelon at the store or local farm stand? Ahhhh, there's a method to that. And I'm about to impart on you the genius.

I don't recall much from that trip, but if my memory serves me correctly, I was a young man in my mid to late twenties. While on a family vacation down south, we hit the local farm stand for fresh produce. It was one of those side-of-the-road farm stands with everything picked just the day before. There was a dusty farmer sitting in the shade nearby as I looked at the generous offerings from the harvest.

The dusty old farmer rose slowly to his feet and came by my side and looked at the collection of watermelons on his cart. There were at least 8 or 10 to choose from.

Tip number one: No big spot means not much time in the field to get ripe. Look for a big spot, the color of rich creamy butter.

Don't be afraid if it looks like it's spent too much time in the field. That watermelon rind is thick and anything on the outside usually isn't on the inside. That big yellow spot is a big part of how to pick the best watermelon in whole lot of 'em.

Tip number two: Pick the melon that feels heavier for it's size. It will be juicier than the others.

Tip number three: Try to find one with little squiggly insect lines.

The thing is, with modern pesticide technology it's sometimes hard to depend on using the "squiggly line" trick. But if you do see it, it's a near-guarantee that the fruit inside is super sweet.

So, that's how I got a free education about how to pick the best watermelon when I'm at the grocery store or farmers market. A lot of this advice works for other fruit too, like cantaloupe or honey dew melons.

July is here and it's prime season for Yacht Rock Songs. Time to sit back on your yacht, or ummm dingy, and listen to the smooth sounds from the mid-70s to the mid-80s, with temp hopefully right there as well. The seagulls cry the white caps slap against the fiberglass hull, and you hold your glass of buttery chard oh so gently while inspecting those bikinis. It's a tough job, but somebody's yachtta do it!

According to AllMusic, Yacht Rock is a broad music style and aesthetic commonly associated with Soft Rock, one of the most commercially successful genres from the mid-1970s to the mid-1980s. Drawing on sources such as Smooth Soul, Smooth Jazz, R&B, and Disco. Meanwhile, common stylistic traits include high-quality production, clean vocals, and a focus on light, catchy melodies.^[6] The term yacht rock was coined in 2005 by the makers of the online video series Yacht Rock, who connected the music with the popular SoCal leisure activity of boating. It was considered a pejorative term by some music critics.

Furthermore, In 2014, AllMusic's Matt Colier identified the "key defining rules of the genre:"

This is 100 percent my own opinion. Top Ten does not leave a lot of room for error. I consider myself a pretty solid Yacht Rocker, and quite the musicologist. However, in the rare case you feel I make a mistake and leave off one of your Yacht Rock favs, have my people call your people and we'll get together off the coast of Island Beach State Park for some Sangria and Cheese, and a little Yacht Rock, of course!

By The By, Lovey, if you're looking for the perfect Yacht Rock swag to rock this summer, check this article out!

Plus if you need a place to dry dock and yacht rock, here's a spot that Yachts every Sunday all summer long!

The late great former front man of Stealers Wheel, had later solo success with this and a few other songs. However, there is no way Gerry could have known his Saxophone anthem balancing life and love while living in London, would go on to become the Stairway To Heaven of Yacht Rock.

If Baker Street is the Stairway of Yacht Rock, this most certainly is the Layla. A 1979 masterpiece about a boy and his sailboat that Cross has said was inspired by sailing with his older friend. Ridiculed throughout the 80s as a symbol of 70's schmaltz, it has found life and love as a Yacht Rock staple for a whole new generation.

The oldest of our Top 10, this song was released in the late summer of 1972, and immediately became a top 10 hit on the Billboard charts. It screams Summer, and beachy vibes, and of course the smell of Jasmine and  the line "July is dressed up and playing her tune" cannot be denied as all time Yacht Rock.

The song most people who know nothing about Yacht Rock, most closely associate Yacht Rock with. Now that's fine, and yes it is an all time great Yachtty classic, but think of it as your gateway drug to so much more: Next you'll be wearing a captains hat and a Hawaiian shirt.

The New England Patriots of Yacht Rock songs right here my friends. Too much of a good thing can be dangerous. Great band, great song, but it's flown way too far over the radar for way too long. Still, It's gonna take a lot to drag me away from singing along.

A few years before they were blessing the rains down in Africa, the boys from Toto were much sought after studio musicians. They helped good ol Boz on this 1977 super hit, that has gone on to become the go to song for doing Green Tea shots on the deck before the Saturday Night fireworks kick in.  And I quote: "Whoa Whoa Whoaoooo ooooo oooooo"

Old George really came through for the soft rock/jazz world with this 1976 classic. Plus it's the perfect Yacht Rock song for some early morning Mimosas and below deck nookie.

Kind of a toss up here between FM and Do It Again, but this has more of a party feel so I'm going with the kicking off of the high heel sneakers, and the grapefruit wine. Hey don't knock it til ya try it on the bow at sunset, baby!

You can have heartache, just as long as it has a good groove and doesn't bring the party down. Just ask Hall and Oates, they do it here to a tee. Talk to Isaac about your problems buddy, or whatever your yacht's bartender is named.

What can I say. The man is the muse of a genre. With apologies to great Yacht Rock songs like Brandy, What A Fool Believes, Couldn't Get It Right, and just about the entire catalog from Pablo Cruise, Ride Like The Wind is just captivating when you listen to it out on the bay doing 12 knots. Plus, at least we get our daily dose of Michael McDonald in!