Top 5 Early Red Flags In A Relationship You Should Never Ignore
Ladies and gentlemen, gather ’round, because I’ve got a new batch of dating horror stories fresh from the pages of The Mail Online. It seems that in the ever-chaotic world of dating, there’s a new breed of daters out there who are trying to turn first dates into impromptu therapy sessions. Yes, you read that right – they’re making you their emotional punching bag before you’ve even ordered the appetizers! So, let’s dive headfirst into this hilarious and cringe-worthy world of first date fails, shall we?
1. They tell you personal secrets early on, seeking pity
Imagine this: You’re sitting across from your date, waiting for the waiter to take your order when, out of the blue, they drop a bombshell like, “I still sleep with my childhood teddy bear, Mr. Snuggles.” Um, what? Congratulations, you’ve just encountered the first red flag! These folks are trying to manipulate your emotions by laying their baggage on the table right away. Instead of discussing hobbies or favorite movies, you’re stuck hearing about their traumatic teddy bear separation anxiety.
2. Badmouthing their ex-partner
You’re on a first date, and suddenly, your date starts spilling tea hotter than a fresh cup of coffee. “My ex was a total loser. They never appreciated my extensive collection of rubber duckies!” Well, folks, that’s another red flag waving proudly in the breeze. If they can’t stop bashing their ex, it’s a good sign that they’re not quite over it and might just be using you as a stand-in therapist.
3. Oversharing their past relationships
Your date hasn’t even finished their salad, and they’ve already shared intimate details about their last three relationships, complete with PowerPoint presentations and diagrams. The red flag is flapping vigorously in your face now! If they’re giving you more relationship history than your own family tree, it’s time to sprint towards the exit.
4. Trying to manipulate your emotions
So, you’ve been listening to your date’s sob stories for what feels like an eternity. Just when you’re about to excuse yourself to “use the restroom” and never return, they hit you with the guilt trip: “No one understands me like you do.” It’s a red flag tornado! These emotional manipulators are trying to make you feel like a superhero swooping in to rescue them. Newsflash: You’re here for a fun date, not to audition for a lead role in their dramatic soap opera.
5. Being socially unaware and discussing exes when just meeting you
Your date is proving to be the most socially unaware person you’ve ever met. They start discussing their exes and their emotional baggage as if it’s the main course. It’s not just a red flag; it’s a red flag parade! They clearly lack basic dating etiquette and are more interested in unpacking their history than getting to know you.
In conclusion, folks, dating can be a comedy of errors, and these first-date red flags are just the tip of the iceberg. The next time you find yourself on a date with someone who’s oversharing their personal woes and badmouthing their ex while trying to guilt-trip you into becoming their personal therapist, just remember this blog. And if all else fails, take a page from our book and laugh it off, because sometimes, all you can do is enjoy the absurdity of it all. Happy dating, everyone!
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