Being an assistant for a Kardashian has got to be rough work. Luckily for us, James Corden signed up to be the guinea pig in showing us what it’s like to be Kim Kardashian’s assistant.
The Late Late Show host spent the day as a personal assistant to Kim Kardashian, her sisters, and momager Kris Jenner for the show’s last “Take A Break!” skit. Corden did everything for the famous family, from chauffering Kim around to making a wine smoothie for Kris.
James kicked off his duties by joining Kris, 67, in her home gym, where she was working out on her treadmill. “Usually, my assistant works out with me in the mornings so we can take notes,” she told him. “Well, I already worked out at like 4 a.m., so…” replied Corden. “Do it again!” added Kris before she asked him to make her a shake for when she was done with her workout. “Oh, so not like a physical shake? Like get it together!” he screamed and motioned, to which Kris replied, “No. Love your energy, James. Thank you!”
Making himself right at home, he then made his way to Kris’ kitchen and started to make her a green smoothie from the vegetables on display in her see-through fridge. After grabbing cucumbers, spinach, and avocado for the shake, he then spotted an opened bottle of white wine to add an extremely generous amount. While chopping up the cucumber, Corden couldn’t help but poke fun at her daughter Kendall Jenner's viral moment of her cutting the vegetable. “Unlike some members of this family, I know how to chop a cucumber,” he said, laughing. The Brit glugged some wine for himself before pouring the rest into the “smoothie.”
Next up, Corden took Kim, 42, to the gas station with her Rolls Royce for some gum and gummy bears. “See me and use me as your true assistant,” James tells a smiling Kim. She warns him, “Let’s not draw too much attention.” Doubling up as her bodyguard, he made a fellow shopper get down on the ground until Kim had left the store. “Excuse me sir, down! Get on the ground! Stay down!” he shouted as Kim laughed. “Sorry that happened,” he told her.
While dropping Kim back off, we can hear her Rolls Royce scraping the ground. She plays it cool and laughs, but James tries to recover the situation. “It was a scrape! It was a scrape!” As Kim got out of the car, she pretended as though the front bumper was all messed up. “James, what the f—. No, I’m serious,” she says.
Watch the skit below: