Worst Places in New Jersey to be During a Zombie Apocalypse

Halloween is here, don't be surprised if you see zombies wandering around Central Jersey. In the event that actual zombies come knocking at your door, the website LawnLove has ranked 200 American cities as your best chance of survival in a zombie apocalypse.

They used the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention's Zombie Preparedness Guide, and they then ranked each city on close to thirty metrics including access to weapon and emergency supply shops plus available hospitals.

Here's your best bet. If a zombie apocalypse happens, jump in the car and head to Orlando, Florida as fast as you can because the best place to be if such an event occurs is indeed Orlando in the sunshine state.

While the city did have a larger vulnerable population than others, thanks to the high number of retirees there, it ranked high for the number of potential hideouts, mobility, and access to the kinds of stuff you'd need if the dead begin walking.

Salt Lake City, Utah ranked second, followed by Honolulu, Hawaii because being on an island has its advantages during an invasion.

Portland, Oregon came in fourth place: Even though it had a "highly vulnerable" population, it was deemed highly mobile and offered ready supplies. Colorado Springs, Colorado placed fifth.

When it comes to the places you don't want to be in the unlikely event of a zombie apocalypse? Stay the heck out of New York City. The Big Apple ranked one hundred eighty out of two hundred. Nowhere to hide and strict firearms regulations make that a poor place to flee. And Philadelphia came in at one hundred-nine.

So what are the two New Jersey cities that you would want to stay away from should zombies invade? Newark, NJ is one of them which landed at one hundred ninety-two on the list. Jersey City is ranked one hundred ninety. Patterson, NJ fell between Miramar, Florida, and Spring Valley, Nevada to come in at one hundred ninety-six.

"Sexy" Halloween costumes are nothing new, but there is such a thing as going too far with the whole “sexy” angle.

Want proof? Check out these ten “sexy” Halloween costumes that actually exist. Perhaps you'll see one or more of these costumes when attending an upcoming Halloween party!

The folks at Yandy call this outfit the "What's the Word Costume" likely for trademark reasons, but we know what this. There aren't enough five-letter words to describe how lame it is to try and make Wordle "sexy."

Not quite sure what the point of this costume even is. "Hustle" culture isn't great as it is, but we don't need to make it "sexy."

Similar to the "Work Harder" costume, this one leads to more questions than answers. Do racing pit crews need to be "sexy"? How affective is this person when trying to change tires quickly considering the bottom half of her boobs are out?

Oh, wow...is this costume wild! The "Con Heiress" costume is not-so-loosely based on Anna Sorokin, the woman who famously posed as a German heiress and con a bunch of high-society New Yorkers out of money. (The whole saga was chronicled in the Netflix series Inventing Anna.) The whole costume is rather simple, but the obvious draw is the included pair of underwear with "Do you accept wire transfer?" on the butt.

If you don't understand the context of this costume, you might be high.

Cruella de Vil is actually a great costume idea, but a “Sexy” Cruella with a Dalmatian is slightly disturbing, because of that whole making the dogs into a coat thing.

For those that wanted Maverick, Goose and/or Iceman to hook up, there's some good news with these costumes.

This one seems a bit redundant considering Wonder Woman is already sexy, but hey...to each their own.

Seriously, no one asked to make movie popcorn "sexy"!

Similar to the aforementioned movie popcorn, no one asked to make the murderous Chucky doll "sexy"! Just stop it!