Woman Includes Ex-Husband With Home
Crystal Ball is selling her Panama City Beach, Florida home. Her listing has gone viral because she included her ex-husband with the home. Pictures of her $699,000 house show her ex-husband posing in several rooms.
Crystal’s listing reads …
“Wonderfully rehabbed ex-husband up for grabs as tenant in this stunning Panama City Beach, Fl. home. This dream man in the kitchen is a personal chef and server cooking up perfect meals on a new stove with updated countertops you can make memories on. Head covering is well worn, mostly balding, like the eagles soaring in the sky above S. Lagoon steps from your massive driveway. XL ears will pick up creaks and make sure WD40 is applied to your new fixtures. Large Italian nose will sniff out any odors before you even think about taking the trash out your decorative front door. Superhuman strength will save your back years of hard work lifting your hot tub cover where you can fall in love listening to our two young boys splashing in the pool. Tenants new metal knees should outlast the new LVP flooring just expertly installed. Price is firm as seller has spent hundred of thousands of dollars in rehab, training and time to convey these assets.”
