Here’s Some Awesome Ways to Get Even with an Ex for Valentine’s Day
So many people are looking for things to do WITH their partner this Valentine’s day, but what about those who want to do something TO their EX?? Here’s some ideas…
Name your Ex after a cockroach…for $5, Erie Zoo will name a Madagascar Hissing Cockroach, or for $15, a Giant Caribbean Cockroach after your Ex. The names are posted on a plaque next to the zoo’s cockroach exhibit.
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Another option: Name a cricket after your ex. Lehigh Valley Zoo will let you name the cricket and then feed it to one of the animals. $5 per cricket.
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Throw your ex to the wolves! Wildlife rescue is charging $5 to “Toss your EX to the wolves” for Valentine’s day. They’ll place their name on a treat and you can feed it to a pack of wolves. They also post pictures and videos of the animals enjoying the taste of your ex.
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And finally, Last Tuesday Society is asking for $30 to “Put a Hex on your EX.” You get a custom made voodoo doll and can choose from a variety of curses such as: impotence, nightmares, flatulence, speeding fines, hair loss, and toothaches!
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