Johnny Knoxville Is Still Alive And We’re Shocked.
The face of the hit MTV show Jackass, Johnny Knoxville is still alive and we continue to ask ourselves, how? Knoxville has made a career of putting his life on the line for our entertainment has just turned 50 years old and I still ask myself, how did someone with his resume stay alive for 50 years? I simply do not have the answer to that question. From letting sledgehammers hit his private parts to letting thousands of bees sting his body, Johnny might be the craziest SOB on the planet. If you were never into the Jackass franchise and you don’t understand why this is so bizarre, let me show you why Johnny Knoxville being alive is so bizarre with his top 3 stunts. (VIEWER DISCRETION ADVISED)
- Golf Cart – We all have thought at some point what it would be like to take part in a real life Mario Kart. Well Johnny Knoxville and his castmates brought this life to life. They got two golf carts and decided to have a free for all while driving very dangerously. It all started with them speeding and bumping into each other, but one split second almost ended Knoxville’s life when the vehicle flipped over and almost landed on his head.
2. Rocket – If you ever seen Loney Toons, you probably saw a cartoon character riding on a big rocket in some way or form. This is a cartoon for a reason because real people arent supposed to do it. Johnny Knoxville isn’t a real person though. He always goes against logic for the entertainment of others, even if that means that he could possible lose an arm or leg. Knoxville almost had his limps blown off when a stunt didn’t go as planned and a very powerful firework blasted through a steel rocket he wanted to fly off on.
3. Bull-Hit – The last thing any human would want to do is to get hit by a bull. If you were to even come close to getting nailed by one, we would hope that you would see it and run for your life, but that is not Johnny Knoxville’s way of thinking. He not only welcomed getting hit by a raging bull with life ending horns, he wanted to get hit while being blindfolded. Imagine if the bulls horn were to make contact with his body, it could have easily ended his life. But Knoxville once again escapes death.
How is this man still alive? How is he still in one piece? The world will never know. Oh did I mention he’s having one last rodeo? Yeah, Knoxville is getting the band back together at the age of 50 to make one more Jackass movie & I’m already scared on what we might see next…
