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Police are looking for a man, who recently assaulted a Texas McDonald’s manager while dressed in a shark (doo doo doo doo doo doo) onesie/costume. The man told the staff that he lost his wallet and wanted a free meal. The manager declined his request and locked him out. The shark (doo doo doo doo doo doo)  eventually forced his way into the restaurant and shoved the manager before leaving. Cops have released surveillance video of the shark in hopes someone will identify him.

They captioned his photograph with  …

“I.D. this shark, doo doo doo doo doo doo

Look real close, doo doo doo doo doo doo

He was mean, doo doo doo doo doo doo

I.D. THIS SHARK!”

 

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