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We're Calling It Now: 'American Horror Story' Season 6 Is About...

If you've been keeping up on our American Horror Story theories, we have decided that we think we know what's going on. And no, it's not that Ryan Murphy is just messing with us. 

After the whole "THIS SEASON IS GOING TO BE ABOUT THE CROATOAN" thing in the media, a bunch of new teasers have come out. Now, many have suggested that Ryan Murphy, the creator of American Horror Story, is trying to deter us from figuring out what the theme for this season will be - especially since people get so psyched about trying to come up with theories. (I mean, that's why you clicked this post right?)

Anyway, we've got a couple new teasers, both by poster and video, but I am calling it now - this season has to be about Urban Legends. Logically, there isn't a reason that they'd come up with all of these teasers and put the production value into this, if they didn't all tie in somehow. The "CROATOAN" incident aside, we've seen aliens, disturbing surgeries, monsters, references to serial killers, Chainsaw Massacre noises, and shadows. With this new batch, all we can think is intertwining in some sort of schooling of "what's in the world" of AHS, but that's our take.

Watch these, draw your own conclusions, and pray hard that Jessica Lange will return to shake it up with Lady Gaga. (One can hope, right?)

 

Camp Sight | American Horror Story Season 6 PROMO | FX

Rise. FOLLOW AHS http://www.fxnetworks.com/americanhorrorstory https://www.facebook.com/americanhorrorstory https://twitter.com/AHSFX http://instagram.com/americanhorrorstory ABOUT AHS American Horror Story is an anthology horror drama series created and produced by Ryan Murphy and Brad Falchuk. The Emmy® and Golden Globe® winning franchise is produced by Twentieth Century Fox Television.

The Shadow | American Horror Story Season 6 PROMO | FX

Feel something? FOLLOW AHS http://www.fxnetworks.com/americanhorrorstory https://www.facebook.com/americanhorrorstory https://twitter.com/AHSFX http://instagram.com/americanhorrorstory ABOUT AHS American Horror Story is an anthology horror drama series created and produced by Ryan Murphy and Brad Falchuk. The Emmy® and Golden Globe® winning franchise is produced by Twentieth Century Fox Television.

Wind Chimes | American Horror Story Season 6 PROMO | FX

Listen. FOLLOW AHS http://www.fxnetworks.com/americanhorrorstory https://www.facebook.com/americanhorrorstory https://twitter.com/AHSFX http://instagram.com/americanhorrorstory ABOUT AHS American Horror Story is an anthology horror drama series created and produced by Ryan Murphy and Brad Falchuk. The Emmy® and Golden Globe® winning franchise is produced by Twentieth Century Fox Television.

The Mist | American Horror Story Season 6 PROMO | FX

Run. FOLLOW AHS http://www.fxnetworks.com/americanhorrorstory https://www.facebook.com/americanhorrorstory https://twitter.com/AHSFX http://instagram.com/americanhorrorstory ABOUT AHS American Horror Story is an anthology horror drama series created and produced by Ryan Murphy and Brad Falchuk. The Emmy® and Golden Globe® winning franchise is produced by Twentieth Century Fox Television.

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