Here's a rundown of what's in the Pop Culture news this morning, corralled and curated for your viewing pleasure!
Louboutin Adds Nude Flats In Every Skin Tone Imaginable To Collection
First of all, YES FLATS! Second, awesome on the skin tone! So chic! Even though most of us can't afford the $595 price tag, we're sure that means imitation ones are on the way for stores.
Ashton Kutcher And Danny Masterson Sing About Fatherhood Woes
Obviously Ashton and Danny have not lost their hilarity after That 70's Show. While promotiong their new Netflix show The Ranch, they form a Dad-Band with James Corden.
The First Promo Shots From Baywatch Arent As Bad As We Thought They Would Be
Mostly because Dwyane "The Rock" Johnson looks great in those red shorts. But why is Zac Efron wearing a jacket?! Show us those abs, buddy!
EXCLUSIVE FIRST LOOK: Our entire #BAYWATCH squad. Are we bad ass? Yes. Do we save lives? All day. Are we a dysfunctional family? Epically. Do we have fun? F*CK YES. We work hard, we play hard. @thejonbass @alexannadaddario @kellyrohrbach @ilfenator @zacefron #BAYWATCH Get ready world... MAY 19, 2017. (and yes, I'm the king of the #FargoStrut.. squared circle historians know what that means.. #OurBelovedMemphisTerritory woo!)
This Beyonce Tracklist Better Be Real Or We'll Cry
Sure, there's Frank Ocean, Nicki Minaj, Jay Z, and Kanye West. But Mariah Carey AND Adele?!?!?!?! I'm with this Twitter user. I CANNOT BREATHE. Album says release date on Tidal will be April 1, and then April 8 everywhere else. Let's just hope this isn't a bad April Fools Joke. Our thoughts? Why is Tidal not capitalized? That is an indicator that this might be fake.
GUYS GUYS GUYS I CANNOT BREATHE pic.twitter.com/wgUm0rdPwZ
— Queen Will (@wi11_i_yum) March 30, 2016
Soooooo Martin Sheen Thinks O.J. Simpson Is Innocent - And He's Willing To Try And Prove It
In a twist of "Huh, well that's weird," Martin Sheen is executive producing Hard Evidence: O.J. Is Innocent, which will be a new true-crime docuseries. Investigation Discovery will run it and it's a six part re-investigation, as told by The Hollywood Reporter. On top of the weirdness that already arises multiple questions with this, Sheen will also narrate the series.
There's only one reaction we can have to this as of right now:
— radioc00per (@radioc00per) March 31, 2016
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